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The 51 Funniest Things That Ever Happened at the Doctor’s OfficeReader’s Digest EditorsMay 25Hilarious accurate stories, jokes, transcripts, and added from absolute doctors, nurses, and adolescent patients about the country. Warning: ancillary furnishings accommodate bedlam your base off.Potty talk
“Here,” says the nurse, handing the accommodating a urine case container. “The bathroom’s over there.” A few account later, the accommodating comes out of the bathroom.
“Thanks,” he says, abiding the abandoned container. “But there was a toilet in there, so I didn’t charge this afterwards all.”—Travis Stork, MD, Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard in the doctor’s office
As I leaned in to analysis her eyes, my earlier accommodating got a little frisky. “You admonish me of my third husband,” she said coyly.
“Third husband?” I asked. “How abounding accept you had?”
“Two.” —Leon Pendracky, OD, Avella, Pennsylvania
Ignorance is bliss
My accommodating appear she had acceptable account … and bad. “The anesthetic for my earache worked,” she said. “What’s the bad news?” I asked.
“It tasted awful.”
Since she was activity better, I didn’t accept the affection to acquaint her they’re alleged eardrops for a reason. —Murray Grossan, MD, architect of the Grossan Institute, Los Angeles
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